You haven’t lived until you’ve learned how to make a cocktail, gang. It’s that simple. Gone are the days of offering iced tea, beer, champagne—that (ugh!) isn’t really fucking champagne—white wine, Mellow Yellow, spritzer or maybe a Jack n’ Coke (eye roll) to your friends, hook-ups, Uber Driver, […]
ZTop of tha mornin’ to ya’, mee lads! Yeah, I know what today is…but let’s keep a good thing going and not let Google Calendar stand in our way, diminishing the fact that ST. PATRICK’S DAY!!!!!!!! already happened. That’s right, Suzy, St. Patrick’s Day. A day of consumption, […]
It’s bad enough that the universe awoke yesterday to the news that Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry have split—sad stuff, gang. Sad, sad, #sad—but that fails in comparison to the ongoing saga and, quite frankly, national crisis that is the Oscars flub from Sunday night. In case you […]